Do I LOOK like an office supply store to you?

I hung this sign on my door today.

While I know it may seem like it, this classroom is not a
Staples. Or an Office Max, or even Kroger. I do not have school
supplies at the ready to give out to every child who knocks on my door.
Furthermore, I am BUSY right now, TEACHING.

To answer your question
and spare you my ire, unless it is before school, after school, between classes,
or during lunch:

NO, I do not have a pencil.

NO, you
may not use my pencil sharpener.

NO, you may not use my
stapler.

NO, you may not use my hole
puncher.



And, for the record, you should be in
class, anyway.