Dear Mazda Protege:

Hi, You don't know me, but I was stuck behind you on I-95 from about exit 75 to exit 61 this morning. I just had a few issues I wanted to address about your driving.

1. It is very annoying when you get in the far left lane and then go only slightly faster or slower than the people just to our right. I actually find this worse than going significantly slower in the left lane, because it makes it nearly impossible to get around you.

2. While we're on the topic, there's a little button somewhere in your car called "cruise control." It can help prevent that pesky 5-8 mile speed variation you seem to be experiencing, and make it much easier on those of us behind you who are attempting to use our cruise control.

3. I know that exit really sneaks up on you. Especially since it's only marked two miles ahead of time, but I was just really confused by how you (finally) got over to the right lane, suddenly sped up 10 mph, and then dove between those two mac trucks, slamming on your brakes. I'm sure you had a plan. However, I would appreciate it if next time you would wait until I was well past you to implement it.

That's all, I hope you take all this in the spirit it was intended. Just trying to make the road a safer place,

Rachel